Yo Ho! CrappyCat is drunk, down on his luck, and stuck between “who knows” and “who cares.” His life used to be amazing. Red carpet fashion shows, High tea at noon, picnics in the park with his closest friends, but then something changed. It is weird, he can’t quite remember, but the life he loved was ripped from him, and he just can’t quite put the pieces together again. His only friend now is the bottle and … well, just the bottle.

All of that is about to change. As his past starts to unfold, he realizes that everything isn’t as bad as it seems. It’s much worse, and the world is hanging in the balance. Can he pull his sh!t together in time, or are we all doomed? Join Crappy in the most epic tail of junk and stuff evar told!

CrappyCat made his premiere in 2008 as a vinyl toy and also stared in his own interactive cinema. From these humble beginnings, CrappyCat plans on entering the world of comics and then movies with the unobtainable goal of being in theaters by 2020. Please support the crappiest cause out there, and buy some stuff and things!

All things CrappyCat are created by VanBeater (Trevor Van Meter).